As everyone knows, when you cross a camel with a mule, you get a member of the Saudi ruling family.  A camel crossed with a snake produces a Qatari ruler, and, finally, a camel that’s made whoopee with a pig conceives a Kuwaiti sultan.  Mind you, I’m being a bit rough on these animals, which are, after all, also God’s creatures.  And I do mean the camels, mules, snakes, and pigs.

Take, for example, just a little case of rape of two Nepalese maids by a Saudi “diplomat” in India, a story that emerged only last week.  The Saudi repeatedly raped, assaulted, starved, and held hostage the two women who worked as his housemaids on the outskirts of Delhi.  This went on for months, until the two women managed to escape and report the rapes and beatings to the Indian authorities.  The pig, and again I apologize to our porcine friends, did not even bother to deny the charges, but simply claimed diplomatic immunity.  The rapist was eventually withdrawn by the Saudis, and will most likely be posted to a friendlier country, where women are not considered human beings—perhaps Qatar, Kuwait, or some other Gulf state.

And as no one can forget, 16 of the September 11 hijackers were Saudis, and the first act by the Bush-Cheney gang was to ensure all Saudi “royals” were flown safely back to their desert craphole and far away from any congressional committee asking embarrassing questions.

How in hell do these monsters get away with it?  The answer is easy: They bribe their way out.  So did Al Capone, until the IRS nailed him, but Al’s crimes were child’s play compared with what the Gulf gangsters have inflicted on us.  Let’s not forget that ISIS is a Saudi-Qatari invention, both kleptocracies having produced the financing for the Sunni “rebellion” once that foolish American proconsul had done away with Saddam’s officer corps.  The Saudis now claim that they no longer finance ISIS—but they would, wouldn’t they?  Qatar does not even bother to lie.  The hundreds of thousands of dead, the more than five million refugees, and the total catastrophe that is the Middle East today can be traced back to Saudi and Qatari blood money ensuring peace at home at the expense of others.  Iran is to the Saudis what Uncle Sam is to Iran: the Great Satan.  And since day one after the fall of the shah, Saudi money has been working inside the Beltway to make sure Iran remains America’s number one enemy.  Saudi corruption of the American process at times equals that of AIPAC.  AIPAC does it with boycotts and threats; the Saudis, with cold hard cash.  (Incidentally, Israel and Saudi Arabia are as close as Elton John and David Furnish, but unlike the latter, the former pretend to have a frosty relationship.)

On one hand, Saudi and Gulf money pays for the thousands of schools throughout the Muslim world that teach anti-Americanism, and, on the other, the Pentagon recently approved the sale of 600 Patriot missiles, not to mention thousands of precision-guided munitions, to replenish stocks exhausted by the Saudis’ Yemen campaign, which is as big a war crime as we’ve had so far.  The Saudi war machine has been heroic, killing mostly civilians and bombing hospitals and schools.  In reality, the Saudis would lose against Monte Carlo, which boasts only of a police force, but they justify a war against Yemen by having conjured an Iranian role in the conflict.  After months of bombing and strangling their neighbor, they still have nothing to show for it.  The son of the ruler has, however, had great fun in ordering air strikes and tank charges against women and children, and at times sees himself as a reincarnation of George Patton, but that’s another story altogether.

The Saudi gang should have been thrown out on their ear, rather than necessary rulers like Saddam and Qaddafi.  (Look at the horrors that followed their demise.)  Riyadh has exported and financed more terror than Tehran, Baghdad, Damascus, and Tripoli put together, and has been doing so since that archphony FDR first discovered the child-molesting Ibn Saud emerging from the desert covered in black gold.  They have been sitting pretty ever since, and American feminists seem to ignore their outrages against women.  Even in Africa, where cultural oppression of females is a sine qua non, women have been known to protest for their rights.  Not in Saudi Arabia, where they would be punished immediately.  Obama recently licked the foul-smelling sandals of the Saudi ruler, Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, who is the equivalent of Homo naledi, the prehistoric humanoid recently discovered in a South African cave.  Hell itself is defiled by the foulness of the Saudi rulers.  Uncle Sam should be ashamed of himself for kissing their ass.

As I was writing this, 800-plus visitors were trampled to death in Mecca.  The rulers denied any responsibility.  So what else is new?