Author: Andrei Codrescu (Andrei Codrescu)

Gambling is a fool’s pastime, and a fool and his money will soon be parted like the proverb says, but gambling is also a disease. It’s in this capacity, as a sick person, that I beg all you councilmen and-women, elected officials and public representatives, not to bring this infectious scourge into your communities. It’s...

After we’ve attrited all the enemy, we’re going to have the New World Order. In the New World Order there will be no more disorder, that much we know. All those people who litter, laze, sprawl, and don’t do a lick of work in all those countries that don’t function too efficiently because everybody takes...