Try not to be so negative, Clyde, and look on the bright side. Increased diversity enriches our lives. If you want really authentic Chinese food, go to Bangkok, where a Chinese from Taiwan was arrested for his exotic taste in food and religion. He had roasted six unborn babies and covered them with gold leaf–the mark of a true gourmet in the East. Police say the intended cannibalism was part of a black magic ritual, but this is far from being the first case of human dim sum.
There must be a way of making money of of this. Now that the Facebook offering is falling on its face–as I had hoped–perhaps Mr. Zuckerberg (or Mr. Gates or Mr. Dimon) can turn his talents to a new capital venture. One of these tycoons could kill kill two birds with one stone, by giving employment to women on welfare while creating a new fast-food industry. In the unlikely event that one of them has a conscience to salve, he could always donate some of the profits to Planned Parenthood. Opportunity, it’s what America is all about.
Where is Walter Block when you need him?
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