A utility corporation that requests a DECREASE in rates
Local government that REDUCES property taxes
Airport screeners searching someone who actually might be a terrorist.
Airport screeners not searching blonde, blue-eyed young women.
A government program that requests a decrease in funding.
A government poverty program that actually helps anyone who deserves help.
An honest government spending bill.
A government spending bill without earmarks.
A modest neocon.
A politician who does not know the answer to every problem.
A politician who observes the rules of logic.
A newspaper that actually recognises and reports what is REALLY going on.
A President who REALLY CARES when young Americans die in foreign wars.
A successful high-level politician who is not a satyr.