You Say FIFA, I Say WWE

Ah, glorious soccer.  The sport where fat and tall and tough guys don't get a pass, unlike those other statistic-driven, 'roid marinated, jingoistic sports Americans love on a more regular basis.  But what really makes FIFAball the sport of conservative spectators is that it combines the Grecian ideal . . .

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