“Politics is too serious a matter to be left to politicians.” —De Gaulle

Some things are, as they say, harder to find than a hen’s tooth:

An American college without a commercial sports program.

A Republican politician who really believes in “family values.”

A federal judge who actually follows the law.

A federal judge who has any familiarity with the real U.S. Constitution that was ratified by the people of the States.

A liberal or neocon who knows any actual history.

A liberal who apologises and takes responsibility for what they did to Rhodesia.

A liberal who apologises and takes responsibility for what they have done to us.

A Communist brought to justice for crimes against humanity.

A Lincoln admirer who knows anything at all about the real man and his historical context.

A Republican who understands Russell Kirk’s observation that “the acquisitive instinct” is a very different thing from “the conservative disposition.”