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Back to the Stone Age I D

  3. Reason, Sentiment, and Tradition Skeptical of propaganda and the sentimentalism of human rights and progress, palaeoconservatives might be attacked for their cold-blooded rationality.  Instead, they are more typically criticized for their supposedly romantic attachment to tradition and for their rejection of the “science” of politics preached by the highly unscientific followers of Leo Strauss...

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Back to the Stone Age IC

  Some Themes in Palaeoconservative Thought In subsequent chapters I will take up, one by one, some of the main principles and arguments of palaeoconservatism, but in concluding this preface I should, if only to entice readers to continue, sketch out some of the principle themes to be found in palaeoconservative writers.   1) Objective Anthropology....

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Romney’s Last Chance

  If we can believe most pollsters, President Obama has the election sewn up and in the bag. He is leading in most of the crucial swing states, and, insiders are saying, Governor Romney’s only chance is a knock-out blow in one of the debates.  Given Romney’s rhetorical clumsiness, this is unlikely. Obama is not...

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“We Want the World, and We Want It Now!”

The Jerk virtually defines the American character of the 21st century.  Ask any foreigner, and he will tell you amazing tales of badly dressed, obnoxious Americans who treat restaurant owners as their personal servants, snap their fingers, screaming Garçon! Garçon! for service, and complain about everything they eat.  Too many American travelers have seen too...

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Back to the Stone Age, I B

  That afternoon, as Paul and I were gassing on about the evil neocons, one of us said something like, “”If they are neoonservatives, what are we then, paleolithic conservatives or palaeocons?”  In my recollection, I was the first to utter the word, though I believe Paul also claims credit.  I won’t dispute the point....

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Back to the Stone Age: a Primer for Palaeoconservatives 1

  Chapter One: Some Basic Concepts, Part One I have never been very good with dates, but it was some time in the mid 1980’s.  Paul Gottfried, who was teaching at Rockford College, had come to my office, and we were discussing, as was our wont, the sad state of conservatism.  (I do not recall...

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The Trials of Trifkovic

  Chronicles‘ distinguished foreign affairs editor has a way of exciting controversy. Often the cause is his view of Islam.  Despite the fact that he has declared, over and over, that he opposes the aggressive policies and measures taken by the US against Iraq and Afghanistan, his historical critique has been sufficiently on-target to create...

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Reaping the Whirlwind

  Anti-American protests have continued to spread across the globe, though the fires of passion are predictably burning out.  People do have jobs to go to, children to feed, lives to lead. Even violence-prone jihadists can’t always be breaching embassies or murdering diplomats. Note: This is a slightly improved version of my latest Daily Mail column....

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This Just In

Breaking news from CBS.  A study of 2000 American teens revealed the astonishing news that kids who sext are more likely to be having real sex than kids who don’t send obscene photos of themselves to their friends.  What’s next?  A study revealing that people who eat three meals at McDonalds are more likely to...

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God and the Democrats

  Christian conservatives in Florida are all het up over remarks made by Mark Alan Siegel, the Palm Beach County chairman of the Democratic Party.  Siegel, it appears, was not happy with his party’s decision to reinsert the word “God” into the platform.  Evangelical Republicans had spent a good 24 hours damning the godless Democrats...

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Men Men Men Men Manly Men Men Men

Some insomniacs do endless sequences  of sums in their heads, while more traditional conservatives rely on counting sheep—or sheep in elephants’ clothing.  An instinctive Machiavellian even as a child, and dimly conscious of the reality of power, I preferred to count rulers.  In elementary school I learned the American presidents, and in high school I...

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Clint and the GOP

  Poor Clint Eastwood.  Like most film actors, the man is a fool, and like most entertainment celebrities, he has no idea how foolish he is.  I suppose few of us could resist the temptation to believe the praise that is lavished on our every grunt or belch, and it is no reflection, personally, on...

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The Strange Case of Julian Assange

  Sometimes I don’t know why I bother.  What, after all, is the point to entering into any public discussion of controversial matters?  Each side of the question has made up its mind before the facts are in, and the respective champions of the issue or debate are, depending on who has washed your brain,...

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We’re All Sikhs Now

  The shooting of  Sikhs at a temple in Milwaukee is generating the usual blather about senseless violence, the paranoid racialist right, and the patriotism of Sikh immigrants.  I finally heard, this morning, the inevitable, “Today, we are  all Sikhs.” Excuse me, but no, I am not now and shall never be a Sikh. Sikhs,...

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Too Handsome to be Governor

  The long wait is over, and President Obama can start packing his bags.  Clint Eastwood has endorsed Governor Romney, and that, as they say, is that.   Since the 2012 Superbowl, there had been speculation that the actor famous for playing Dirty Harry and The Man With No Name might actually come out for...

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Escapist Fantasies

Caelum non animum mutant qui trans mare currunt. (The weather not their mind they change who rush across the sea.) Horace’s tagline is generally cited to illustrate the American cliché that, wherever you may go, you cannot run away from yourself.  In a country where divorce is more common than marriage, where millions every year...

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This is Not Your Grandfather’s Country

  Years ago, during the First Gulf War, I asked one of our editors whether he objected to the protestors who burned American flags.  He replied, “It’s not my flag, it’s not my country.”   I respected his opinion, though I wondered at the time if it was not a bit extreme.  But every day...

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Poems of the Week: Edmund Blunden

  Among the least remembered poets of World War I was Edmund Blunden, who lived to a miraculously ripe old age, spending some of it in Japan teaching English literature.  His verse is quiet, patient, descriptive, often taking a side look at what might have been the cause of terror and grief.  Here’s a poem...

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Radio Day etc. etc. etc.

Today we are planning to talk about the Aurora shootings.  If you don’t have time read my offensive screed on the Daily Mail, you can listen to the show.  We may also–and this is not at all an unrelated topic–discuss the significance of the campaign rhetoric being used by both sides.  Meanwhile, the DOD has made...

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Never Never Shall Be Slaves

The shooting of Trayvon Martin and the trial of George Zimmerman have divided the country along predictable lines: blacks and whites, “liberals” (that is to say, self-hating European-American leftists) and “conservatives” (or, rather, confused liberals).  The racial conflict is entirely without interest except insofar as it tends to confirm what everyone in America knows by...

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Nora Ephron Obit

  I have nothing personal against Nora Ephron, but I do not understand why all the news outlets are pretending that her death is in any way significant.  A sometimes amusing satirist–though the frequent comparison with Dorothy Parker is ludicrous–and a writer of really terrible fiction and screenplays, Ephron may have been best known for...

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Poems of the Week–A.E. Housman

  A.E. Housman was one of the finest Latin scholars of the 20th century and one of the most distinguished classicists of the Anglo-American world.  He is better known, however, as a poet.  He had suffered disappointments in life, and his response was the melancholy stoicism that permeates so much of his work.  His poems...

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Poems of the Week–More Marvell

  An Epitaph Enough: and leave the rest to Fame. ‘Tis to commend her but to name. Courtship, which living she declin’d, When dead to offer were unkind… Where never any could speak ill, Who would officious Praises spill? Nor can the truest Wit or Friend, Without Detracting, her commend. To say she liv’d a Virgin chast,...

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Do Androids Tweet…?

The America depicted in the news is every day coming closer to the dystopian future imagined by science-fiction novelists.  I am not referring so much to the rising tide of violence and irrationality that has overtaken our society at all levels as to the systematic spiritual, intellectual, and social desolation of our public culture. One...

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The Wizard’s Medal

At last night’s gala ceremony, President Obama handed out the Presidential Medal of Freedom to what is inevitably described as a diverse group, though most of the winners run to a predictable type:  Toni Morrison, an incompetent and dirty writer of anti-American fictions, Madeline Albright an incompetent and brutally savage statesgirl, John Glenn the showboating...

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Re: Facebook

  Scott, I think you we are talking about two different things.  I admit the possibility, though I have not seen any proof, that Facebook might  be used as a helpful tool to survive in an increasingly inhuman world, despite the obvious reality that it is, by its very nature, diminishing the users’ grasp on...

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Half a Cheer–or Less

Scott, the only question about Facebook is not whether or not it is evil–it most certainly is–but whether or not it is an unmitigated evil like video poker and kiddie porn or a mitigated evil like the automobile.  Overall, the automobile does enormously more harm than good but it has become, for most Americans, an...

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Re: Scotland’s Soul

  Derek, I have a silly but not irrelevant question.  Is the SNP and its allies seeking total independence or merely separation?  In other words, is one possibility that Scotland could revert to it status before the Act of Union?  In which case Sir Sean would have be entitled to a knighthood granted by Elizabeth...

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Charity v. Welfare

  Before our prudent webmaster carried out our long ago agreed upon plan to disable comments on this section, I received an insightful message from W.C. Taquiya.  Old friends and some regular commenters are being invited to contribute to this section, and, in the future, if I wish to stimulate debate it will be in...

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Fraud Upon Fraud

  To add insult upon injury–and injury upon insult–the Feds are once again threatening to crack down on Foodstamp fraud. Wait a minute.  Foodstamps are by their very nature fraud, a way of stealing the wealth of working people and giving it to non-workers who use their stamps and cards and allowances to buy luxury...

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Re: Re: Fraud

  There is another way of applying Aaron’s argument that welfare is a job’s program.  Once, not long after we had moved to Rockford, I was taking my family to the Oriental Institute at the University of Chicago.  We had to drive through some interesting neighborhoods.  We looked at block after block of neglected houses,...

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Re: Fraud

  I posted a response from one Robert–not our friend Robert–and replied to it, but despite the manifest silliness, I’l put it and my reply so that our intentions are not misunderstood. It is a good example of the incompatibility of Christianity and Marxism. “Good grief. Do you not know any poor people? Have none...

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Re: iDocile

Aaron actually got it right.  While Latin docilis was used in a special sense  by St. Thomas, the word has always been used far more broadly to mean trainable or teachable.  Ovid even applies it to hair.  In English we are most likely to think of animals, like horses, subject to control by their masters, and I...

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None Dare Call

I’ve just posted a Daily Mail piece on the treason of the Pakistani physician who collaborated with the CIA.  While I strongly encourage anyone who has anything to say to post a comment over there–it can only improve my standing there–we can also have a different sort of discussion here.  I do urge everyone, if...

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Re: Facebook

Scott, yes, I anticipated the flop for exactly the same reason.  What appears not to bother anyone is the obvious fact that Zuckerberg and his friends have flimflammed a lot of people.  It seems to me that one of the more obvious ways in which the new Facebook world is significant is that it allows...

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Poems of the Week: Marvell

    Andrew Marvell wrote masterpieces in several genres of verse, from satire to love poems to the most ambitious ode in the language.  While it is foolish to use words like “the greatest” of any one poet, the worth of this libidinous Puritan is beyond question.  Some of Marvell’s satires are quite amusing, particularly...

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Serbian Election

  Toma Nikolic’s victory in the Serbian presidential election has panicked the boys of the press.  The Washington Post has  particularly hysterical account, typical of the Post’s purely ideological coverage of foreign affairs.   Both the headline and the lead sentence get in the key-word “ultra-nationalist,” while Nikolic’s moderate strategy is described as “claims to have transformed himself into...

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Re: It’s All Over

  Try not to be so negative, Clyde, and look on  the bright side.  Increased diversity enriches our lives.  If you want really authentic Chinese food, go to Bangkok, where a Chinese from Taiwan was arrested for his exotic taste in food and religion.  He had roasted six unborn babies and covered them with gold...

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Re: Accentuate the Positive

  Bill Clinton gleefully predicted this development.  I know he was technically the first black president, but did Bill ever look in the mirror?   Or perhaps he is like the man described by James: “ For if anyone is a hearer of the word and not a doer, he is like a man observing his...

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Re: Georgetown

  Tom, I heard on the radio some of the greeting Sebelius received–a gratifying round of jeers, boos, and anti-abortion outbursts.  Ordinarily, I am in favor of maintaining respectful silence on these occasions, but when an advocate for homicide is invited to a Catholic school, the students have some obligation–within limits of course–to make their...

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Fighter for Truth

  Manny Pacquiao is apparently a boxing legend and a member of Congress in the Philippines. According to a recent story on Breitbart.com, Mr. Pacquiao has been banned from making an appearance at an Los Angeles area shopping mall.  The sin that led to his excommunication was a statement, given in an interview, that one should “obey God’s law...

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Poems of the Week: “Decadongs”

  I have always been fond of the English decadents.  In an age of blustering nationalism, industrialism, and ideological zaniness, poets like Lionel Johnson and Ernest Dowson preserved some little corner of beauty.  Yes, they drank too much, experimented too much, affected too much, but they wrote poems worth remembering.  I’ve already presented some Johnson,...

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Poems of the Week–the other Coleridge

  Hartley Coleridge (1796-1849) was the oldest son of Samuel Taylor Coleridge.  He inherited much of his father’s talent and brilliance but also some of his lack of discipline, which resulted in the forfeiture for intemperance of his Oriel fellowship.  He wrote biography for money and is often felt to have largely squandered his considerable...

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Texas’s Pound of Pluck

Hello friends and neighbors in Mason and surrounding counties.  Attention!  Be a vic-tor, not a vic-tim!  We will be having a beginners’ concealed-handgun class this coming Wednesday . . . at Keller’s Riverside Store on the beautiful Llano River. . . . We will attempt to teach you all the necessary information you need to...

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Poems of the Week: Ballads

  I’ll return, later, to the question of conversational poetry and satire, but for a little relief–and a discussion that can lead eventually to Hopkins–let us turn to the ballad. Ballads are story telling poems or songs written in rhyming quatrains, alternating lines of 4 and 3 stresses.  Sometimes these shorter lines are combined into...

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Leaving America

  On the Daily Mail, I posted a piece under the title “The Decline of the American Empire,”  which I borrowed from a movie by Denys Arcand, the great Quebecois filmmaker.  Since the the savage tone of piece appears to have precluded front-page treatment, I have revised it a bit for our website in the hope...

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Poems of the Week–Ben Jonson

  Here is a somewhat conversational masterpiece by the great Ben.  It’s a bit long but very vivid, funny, and, while self-serving, not hypocritical.  What a man he must have been!  Small wonder younger poets loved him, and not simply because he helped them.  His poem on Shakespeare, so often misunderstood as carping or envious,...

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Poems of the Week–April 9: Conversational Verse

  This is a big topic.  Conversational verse includes satires, dramatic dialogues, and homey little poems of the Robert Frost type.  To achieve a conversational tone, one has to lower the diction a bit and work somewhat against the metrical rules.  I’m going to stick mostly to iambic pentameter lines.  Let’s start with an example...

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Johnny, They Hardly Knew Ye

  John Derbyshire, as probably everyone but me already knew, has been fired by National Review.  The firing was in response to a calmly written but injudiciously frank piece on Takimag on what to tell American children about race relations.   Rich Lowry, in slipping the knife into his colleague’s back, was surprisingly polite, confining himself to words...

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Poems of the Week: Easter

  George Herbert, from The Temple Love bade me welcome, yet my soul drew back, Guilty of dust and sin. But quick-ey'd Love, observing me grow slack From my first entrance in, Drew nearer to me, sweetly questioning If I lack'd anything. "A guest," I answer'd, "worthy to be here"; Love said, "You shall be he."...